No Safe Words: Dirty Truth Fridays With Ms. Perez
Aw, hell, it's on now, my BISSSHHHES.
Welcome to No Safe Words.
Every Friday, I answer your filthiest, realest sex and love questions.
If you’re looking for gentle advice, find another column.
If you want to hear the truth - even if it hurts real bad - stay right here.
Let’s roll, baby.
🖤 This Week’s Question:
Dear Angela,
A guy I’ve been dating for about a year ghosted me and blocked me on Facebook. What should I do? I want to see what he’s doing and who he’s with. Help me, please.
— Blind in Love
🖤 Dear Blind in Love,
He didn’t do you a favor. He did himself the favor of not having to explain why he sucks harder than fellas who can suck their own dicks.
You wouldn’t cut him off because you liked the taste of your own humiliation. You kept hoping the man who can’t even text you back would somehow hold your future.
You’re crying over a man-child you wanted to father your dreams. He can’t even father a coherent goodbye. He’s shootin’ quantum and spiritual blanks, baby. Into a stained, filthy, fetid washcloth from Big Lots.
You want to see what he’s doing? He’s buried that bald-tire ding-a-ling in someone who’s easy to manage. You want to know who he’s with? You want to see her face so you can memorize the features you’ll blame for being unlovable. That poor girl, she’ll learn soon enough.
Every click is you fingering the wound. Getting off on your own betrayal.
Stop holding his lil’ digital dick for him. Let him piss in someone else’s inbox.
He blocked you? Good. He built you an exit. Crawl out and seal that portal to hell behind you.
Ghosts don’t need closure. They need you to stop letting them haunt your pussy. File him in the “Ghosts of dicks past” and then wipe your ass with the file.
— Ms. Perez
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